How to hide the fact that you’ve just farted

What’s the best way to hide the fact that you’ve passed gas, farted, tooted, broke wind, or cut the cheese? With Thanksgiving coming up, I figured that this funny series from College Humor would come in handy.

Regardless of what you call your emissions, did you know that most healthy people fart on average 14-23 times throughout the day? This embarrassing habit may seem foul, but breaking wind is simply an unavoidable by-product of our daily digestion.

With everyone stuffing themselves with food this Thanksgiving, there’s probably going to be a lot of gas being passed. So what do you do when you have to pass gas during an inappropriate moment? From letting it out a little bit at a time to drowning out the noise with something louder, College Humor has come up with six ways to hide the fact you just farted. Check it out below or take a look at this bathroom spray:

6 ways to hide the fact that you just farted

How to hide the fact that you've just farted

Are you guilty of any of these attempts? Look passed the farting and check out everything you always wanted to know about poop.


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