What if apps needed pick-up lines?

A lot of time has been spent debating whether pick-up lines are the best way to get someone’s attention or not. But what if your favourite apps and websites needed pick-up lines to get your attention?

Well, the team at Elite Daily has thought of that and put together some fun one-liners. Created for things like Netflix, Uber, Google+, and Tinder—these openers are a tad corny, but should at least give you a laugh.

While pick-up lines can be corny, they can also be straightforward like, “Do I know you from somewhere? You look really familiar”. However, the best pickup lines are the ones that are just so stupid you have to laugh. And that laughing will hopefully turn into an actual conversation. In fact, women say the right words can mean the difference between going back to her place and going home alone. So, next time you’re chatting up a woman, open with humour. It’ll go over better than you may think.

But for now, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like if popular apps were people, these are probably the lines they’d use on you. Check them out:

App pick-up lines

Netflix app pick-up lines Tinder app pick-up lines Uber app pick-up lines Spotify app pick-up lines Vine app pick-up lines Snapchat app pick-up lines

“Do you live in a corn field, cause I’m stalking you.” Okay, that one’s a little creepy. Instead, how about you learn how to talk dirty to a designer.

Source: http://elitedaily.com/humor/popular-apps-using-pickup-lines/1054988/

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